My Lockdown Log

Peer Pressure Tortellini Soup

Hi!

Just like everyone else I too have forgotten what day, week, month or season it is. Considering my constant under-boob sweat, we should be well into the ‘hell fire like temperatures’ part of the calendar . If coronavirus doesn’t get to you, a heat stroke might. Also, hello dust storms!

Sorry for the extra bite in my tone. I’d like to tell you how I am on top of this lockdown, how I’m constantly doing productive things that bring value to my life, except that I’m NOT. I’m hardly drinking enough water to fulfil my daily requirement and as we all know, that is pretty much the first lesson in Adulting 101.

Having said that I do have a polite message for my dear friends who’ve suddenly discovered they are ready for the next Masterchef auditions:

Yes, please. Kindly find your gratification in satisfying the hunger of your loved ones and not in the dopamine rush from social media. I understand everyone is coping in their own way (exempli gratia me and Ro find it on our xbox) but just like everything else, the lockdown is not an instagram popularity contest. While we are on this topic let me also point out that sharing your old vacation pictures is also, how should I delicately put it, tacky.

Slothfully Yours

K

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